Based on this article in the Daily Herald, Geektastic has compiled the top 5 excuses for not wearing your seatbelt, as given by Rolling Meadows seatbelt scofflaw, Steve Riedner:
1. Violates constitutional freedom to get killed
2. Violates religious right to die whenever God wants you to
3. Restricts vomiting-out-the-window capabilities
4. Irritates open-heart surgery scar
5. Prevents you from standing up in court and making an ass of yourself
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