Well, I’m trying to get over the crushing disappointment of the day’s events. I’m trying not to be a snob, blaming everything on the ignorant, bible-thumping, slack-jawed southerners. But really, who am I kidding?
I am progressing nicely through the various stages of grief. This morning, in the Bargaining stage, I decided that if I canceled my daily horoscope e-mail subscription, Kerry might pull through in Ohio. See, I read yesterday that all these high-profile Indian astrologers were saying there was no way that Bush would win. So clearly, God hates astrologers, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, if I cancel my horoscope, we will be back in God’s favor.
Right now, I’m in denial. Thanks to Clair Zulkey for her list of pretty pictures. If you need me, I’ll be watching Boy Meets World reruns on the Disney Channel for the next 4 years.