Worst Day Ever

Man, seriously, WORST DAY EVER. Everything seems to be conspiring against me today, but I had no warning, since I cancelled my daily horoscope as part of my deal with God. Thanks a lot, God. The lowlight of the day was when a construction worker accused me of being illiterate. OK, it was mainly my fault that I was driving on Army Trail Road despite the “Road Closed” signs, but do you have to be so MEAN about it? And anyway, how can they close Army Trail Road? That’s a major one, and you can’t just close it and expect everyone to go 5 miles out of their way up to North Avenue just to get around. I gave him the eye roll, though, which I’ve heard can be DEADLY. Not sure if mean construction workers pick up on such subtlety–I probably should have gone with The Finger. Oh well.