Apparently conservative Christians in our happy dysfunctional country think they have some kind of a mandate. ABC has issued an apology for some kind of racy lead-in to Monday Night Football involving the cast of Desperate Housewives. OK, I did not see the piece in question. But I have seen Monday Night Football numerous times, and if ABC thinks that it was not appropriate for the Monday Night Football viewing audience, then I think that Miller Brewing Company owes the country one fucking HUGE apology. Have these people never seen a football game on TV? Do they black out in boob-induced seizures, and therefore don’t remember seeing any beer ads? Car ads? Ads in general?
Listen up. Advertisements are generally tasteless. That’s the nature of them. So suck it up or turn off the tv. Shouldn’t you be at church?
Conservatives are also protesting Kinsey, the biopic about scientist Alfred Kinsey, who did research about ::gasp:: sex (dun-dun-DUNNNN). I didn’t even want to see this crappy movie, but now I feel like I have to in order to make some kind of statement. There is seriously a problem in this country when a group of conservatives makes me want to go see a biopic about a scientist.
Related: Chicagoist discusses Antioch’s badass Christians and declares “family values have officially jumped the shark.” Totally.