One of my biggest concerns about my wedding ceremony involves “the readings.” From what I can tell, the actual wedding part of a wedding ceremony takes approximately 3 minutes, leaving at least 15 minutes that need to be filled. So people pad their ceremonies with various readings and hymns. Well, scripture is not my thing, but I’m not opposed to filling the time with words of wisdom written by someone else. But I haven’t really come across anything that has reallly grabbed me, anything that strikes me as particularly wise. Until today. Unfortunately, I doubt that Jay will agree that David Sedaris’ butt-boil qualifies as an appropriate celebration of our life together.
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