So, for Jay’s birthday, my mom bought him the Star Wars Episode IV-VI dvd box set. He stayed up late on Sunday playing with it, and he tells me that they’ve edited Return of the Jedi so that HAYDEN FUCKING CHRISTIANSON appears with Yoda and Obi Wan in the Ewok village. BLASPHEMY. This is so unacceptable. It’s like flipping through your grandparents’ wedding photo album and finding Hayden Christianson pasted in where your Uncle Stu should be.
OK, Lucas. You can add special effects. You can take out the nubnub song. You can even make Greedo shoot first. But digitally inserting Hayden Christianson into my childhood is an unforgivable offense. I’ll be watching my taped-from-tv VHS versions of Jedi, thankyouverymuch.
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