You’ve probably already heard about Matthew McConaughey being named People magazine’s sexiest man alive. A little greasy for my taste, but I guess he’s not bad if you’re into patchouli and bongos… Which I’m not. But it got me thinking… Who’s the sexiest man in Chicago? Let’s take a look:
Jeremy Piven. When did this guy become famous? Are you really telling me that a “hit” show on a pay cable channel is a career builder? No, I say. I think this guy’s career is best summed up in this sentence overheard when Mr. Piven was throwing out the first pitch at Wrigley this summer: “Who’s Jimmy Pivens?” Who’s Jimmy Pivens, indeed.
John Cusack. Of course you can’t mention Jeremy Piven without bringing up his main squeeze John Cusack. Cusack gets points for his adorable portrayal of Lloyd Dobbler in “Say Anything,” but I’m not sure he’s aged well. Tall, dark and dopey? Maybe…
Jim Belushi. Next.
Gary Sinise. Holy crap, serial killer anyone? Lt. Dan occasionaly has that brooding, early-Brando thing going on. But most of the time… he’s just creepy.
Bill Murray. Bill Murray is the sentimental favorite here… Not traditionally sexy, but a sense of humor can go a long way. Still, IMDB lists Murray’s latest work as Rob Schneider’s Hard R starring Rob Scheider (duh), Norm MacDonald and David Spade. For some reason, I’m not really feelin’ it…
Vince Vaughn. The obvious favorite, but how accurate is this photo? Vince ditched the cowboy hat (kinda gay anyway) in favor of under-eye bags and clammy sweat years ago. How sad is it that Chicago’s sexiest man has a pot belly and receding hairline?0 Like