Equal Time; Schmequal Time

Well, Barack Obama was featured in the New Yorker, but Jack Ryan has been in the media too. Investment Dealers Digest, to be specific. Yes, we felt a little dirty going to Mr. Ryan’s website, and even though we were still repulsed by his flagrant abuse of hairspray, we managed to read this article from the aforementioned digest. The article is about former Goldman Sachs employees, and you’ll have to scroll through the information about The Apprentice’s Kwame Jackson to get to the info about Ryan, which is pretty much the same information you’ve already read. Did you know that Jack Ryan quit his cushy job to teach BLACK KIDS in the INNERCITY? Good God. Jack Ryan voluntarily associated with BLACK PEOPLE?!?!?! Not mentioned in the article is the fact that Jack Ryan is a tool.