After two tv posts in a row, I started to think that maybe people might think that all I do is watch tv. But that’s not true! Like, for example, yesterday, I went to the dry cleaners and dropped off a pair of pants, and TODAY I went back to the dry cleaners to PICK UP my pants.
And today after work, I called my parents and talked to them for a bit while Jay is playing basketball with some friends in Oak Park. And we may go out for drinks when he gets home to celebrate something that I’m not allowed to mention until at least tomorrow. Stay tuned, imaginary readers — exciting developments (for him more than for me) are afoot!
Meanwhile, please read this essay about large underpants.
P.S. I love how the British use “pants” to express something that is somehow negative in a way that I am not 100% understanding. This site attempts to explain.


