New figures released by the US Commerce department show that roughly 40% of US households do not have high speed Internet, which officials say puts them at risk in today’s economy. Because with 10% unemployment, it’s important to have access to the vast library of cat videos on YouTube.
On Tuesday, the National Security Council met to run a cyber war game, which began with a virus-ridden smartphone application and ended with the entire nation losing electricity. So, don’t worry international cyber terrorists… You want to create widespread global chaos? There’s an app for that!
A French researcher studying a hundred years worth of athletic world records has concluded that human athletic performance reached its peak in 1988. After hearing the news, fat teenage boys everywhere shrugged their shoulders and went back to playing World of Warcraft.