BLACKOUT 1
Guy washes his hands in a sink. Bathroom attendant hands him a towel. He reluctantly takes the towel, dries his hands, and hands the guy a dollar bill, while rolling his eyes a bit.
MAN
Hey, let me ask you something. As a bathroom attendant, do you even care that I can easily dry my hands by myself? I mean, you do not add any value to my life whatsoever.
BATHROOM ATTENDANT
Well, sir, I’ve thought about that, but you know, the money’s pretty good.
MAN
So you make your living doing a job no one really needs, convincing them to give you money for reasons they don’t really understand, surrounded by human waste and filth?
BATHROOM ATTENDANT
Well, what do you do for a living?
MAN
I’m a stockbroker.
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