Mayor Daley criticized John Kerry today for his “disrespectful” comment in response to GWB’s bycicle fall. The alleged Democratic nominee allegedly remarked “Did the the training wheels fall off?”

We at Geektastic feel that the alleged remark was pretty funny, and we believe that the good Mayor may just be jealous that he didn’t think of it first.

According to the Sun Times, The Mayor said “you see too much hate… When hate gets in politics, it’s a very, very dangerous aspect.” Apparently, though, nepotism, cronyism, and mob ties are just fine in politics. They’re not as funny though. [Sun Times]

Cardinal Francis George is ordering Chicago priests to deny communion to anyone wearing a rainbow sash.

The Rainbow Sash Movement is urging gays and lesbians to wear rainbow sashes to church on Sunday, and a few will attempt to receive communion.

Geektastic would like to see all Catholics who disagree with the church to start wearing various sashes and ribbons. Geektastic would have probably 15-20 of these adornments. All this excitment *almost* makes us want to go to church to witness the commotion. Instead, we will “worship at home” (read: drink wine in front of the tv) and watch “What not to wear” on TLC. [Tribune (registration required)]