Jay bought a mega millions lotto ticket on Tuesday, and WE WON. Well, we matched the mega-ball… So we only won two dollars… But still, I think that makes us “mega-millions winners”. We were playing twice a week a while back, but we stopped at some point. I used to be able to buy tickets at the convenience store in the building where I worked. But since I switched jobs, I can no longer buy lotto tickets at work. But we bought probably 30 tickets in that time and never won a penny. Anyway, Jay bought our first ticket in months this week, and we won! That’s a sign, right? Surely any lotto ticket we buy with our two winning dollars will be luckier than a lotto ticket bought with unlucky money. We are on the road to becoming mega-millionaires.